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Joke of the Day
"What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day? Pooping"
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"Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who's there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn't say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!"
"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."
"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."
"Ugh I have to write an autobiography?? STORY OF MY LIFE."
"What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified? (OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)"
"Why do all polish names end in SKI ? They can't spell TOBOGGAN !"
"What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot? In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers."
"A new joke really racist. Jews are so weak,that the only way for them to be fast is to inject them with salmon water.And they are so cheap that they think 1 penny is like 5 million dollars."
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder."