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Joke of the Day

"Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou."

"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"

"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it be R... but a true pirate always favors the C."

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."

"What do you call a person who teaches about Drones? Dronacharya"

"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."

"Customs Police: Do you have anything to claim? Me: A hot dog is a sandwich. Cop: ""Please step out of the vehicle"""

"What is the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? ...a white girl's ass! (I AM a white girl, BTW, so don't start with me about racism)."

"When are they going to pass a law making the selling of horrible guacamole punishable with death?"