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Joke of the Day

"""Do you want to be the numerator or the denominator tonight...? You're so radical!"" How I hit on my imaginary mathematician girlfriend"

"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Lukewarm and bitter."

"went to kiss a girl last night and her eyes rolled back and her head floated off her shoulders body burst into flames i am a bad kisser"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"Sorry, there's a technical problem preventing me from RTing your tweets. Technically they're not funny."

"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."

"My car dealer will subtract the number of upvotes from my purchase price. When I spend more than $100 000"