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Joke of the Day

"""Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-"" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD ""Trent that's not really what i-"" It's Jamarcus now"

"Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand."

"The word of the day is legs... Lets go home and spread the word"

"Doctor: What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry? Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok?"

"Peter Gabriel, after watching Miley Cyrus's ""Wrecking Ball"" video. ""Well, I certainly don't wanna be HER sledgehammer!"""

"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."

"My pot never calls the kettle 'black' because I don't buy talking marijuana"

"Aww, you ""only wish the best for your exes?"" That's cool, I lie about things too."

"I have constipation. ..I don't give a shit."

"2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"""