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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay author? ...a fabulous fabulist. Thank you, I'll be here all night."
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"What idiot called it synthetic cannabis instead of Crock Pot?"
"Me: My dog ran away two days ago Dog pound: Does he have a tag? Me [covers phone to ask wife]: Is the dog on Instagram?"
"So everyone knows, it's frowned upon to yell ""Hot potato"" when someone hands you a baby and toss it back to them"
"Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined"
"Cinco de Mayo means five of mayonnaise in Spanish."
"I've mathematically figured out how many upvotes it takes to get to the front page. Answer inside. [score hidden]"
"LGBT Girl Scout Leader Arrested She was thrown in jail for eating Brownies."
"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."
"Why does Santa have 3 houses? One for each of his hoes."