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Joke of the Day

"What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard? Pillow fight!"

"My friends and I are camping out tonight. It's gonna be in tents."

"Sometimes I open my mouth and a dad joke falls out and we both just need to walk away from that and remember better times ok"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""

"what lives in a box and needs air? a U.S veteran."

"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"

"Why would I go to a high school reunion? I have Facebook, I already know who got fat."

"My friend died when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper. It was a Cardi Yak arrest."

"Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black.. It's the color bananas go....."