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Joke of the Day
"My friend died when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper. It was a Cardi Yak arrest."
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"Did you guys hear about what Nelly thought? She thought chicken manure was jelly."
"I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer."
"What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home"
"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."
"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you."
"I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money... I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too."
"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"
"Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead? - Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills"