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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race."
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"Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? The other half have BMW's."
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"So a Jewish pedophile walks up to a kid and says ""Hey want to buy some candy?"""
"People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people."
"Knock, knock..........Goliath Knock, knock. Who's there? Goliath. Goliath who? Goliath down -- you looketh tired"
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."
"Honestly, guys, I think I've made the perfect woman this time. She's made totally out of waffles. And her clitoris is on her forehead."
"A teen girl is talking to her mother about the birds and the bees. She asks her mother if it's possible to get pregnant from anal sex. The mother says, ""Why yes, that's how lawyers are born!"""
"What do get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who knocks on your front door and tells you to piss off."