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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I open my mouth and a dad joke falls out and we both just need to walk away from that and remember better times ok"

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"Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it."
"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"What's the worst part about viewing porn on a windows computer? The sticky keys."
"How do you make a nun pregnant? (fixed) NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy and hope he misses."
"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"
"If you're testing me, we failed."
"Dam's biggest dilemma... Dammed if I do, damned if I don't."