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Joke of the Day

"what lives in a box and needs air? a U.S veteran."

"Squishing breasts an blasting them with radiation to cancer prevention is like... Sticking a Molotov cocktail up your butt and spraying sparks at it for prostate health."

"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."

"Lame Joke I was going to post an old joke, but then I realised that most of you had already reddit."

"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards."

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."

"How to get Laid: Lay in bed. Wait two hours. Lay becomes past tense."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"