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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of 1-10 how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About 9 3/4"
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"I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer... And they must have been laced with something, cause I've been tripping all day."
"What does a martial artist get at starbucks Chai Tea"
"What is the tallest building in the entire world Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories."
"ER Doc: you know you could have avoided these 3rd degree burns by walking away from the explosion at regular speed Me: did it look cool tho"
"How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key."
"Mr whippy was found dead today with a flake up his ass, chocolate sprinkles on his penis and strawberry sauce on his bollocks. Police think he topped himself."
"New Feature exclusive to 2015/16 Chevy Trucks Magnetic Bumber; recover the parts as they fall off."
"Leonardo's Solution to ""The Da Vinci Code"" ""Sibble. Stay id bed, dreeg pluddy ub fludes, taig eggstra Zinc ed Vidabid-C."""
"What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls."