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Joke of the Day
"How many weeks are there in a light year?"
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"How about instead of shaking hands we nod at each other and that way we both won't have to wash our hands?"
"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."
"COWORKER: I'm going to my friend's lake house this weekend for a party. ME: *lying* I also have friends."
"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"
"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."
"Any ideas for how I can repair some torn duct tape?"
"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."
"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
"I wrote a short story about some angry fruit... Its titled ""The Wrath of Grapes."""