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Joke of the Day
"Any ideas for how I can repair some torn duct tape?"
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"What happened to him after she made a joke he fainted"
"What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard?"
"I would post a joke about cosmetics But I can't seem to make up one"
"Before she died... Bully: *poking and pushing me into lockers* Me: You suck I hate you! Bully: That's what my mom said before she died... Me: ...oh"
"Once you go black, that toe's gotta come off"
"Two nuns... There are two nuns in a bath. One says, ""where's the soap?"" The other says, ""it does rather, doesn't it!"""
"You know why it's so difficult to put together a baseball team of egotists? Everyone wants to play first."
"I got up early to watch the sunrise And then it dawned on me."
"My problem is that all food is comfort food"