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Joke of the Day

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."

"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."

"Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury."

"My ex is looking for a job but I don't think satan is retiring anytime soon so I suppose she'll be unemployed for a while."

"*emailing professor after exams* it hAs been An Awesome And greAt yeAr thAnks for the AmAzing clAss you hAve tAught me A lot"

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."

"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"

"Why do men die before their wives? They *want* to"

"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"