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Joke of the Day
"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."
Next Joke
"Your inspirational tweet inspired me to block you."
"Well, I don't know how my tattoo is gonna look when I'm 60, Carol, but I know you'll be dead by then so"
"How do you make estrogen? Don't pay her."
"-gestures to everything in the Garage- Me- THESE ARE MY TOOLS AND I AM THEIR KING!!! Wife- YOU'RE a tool Me- DAMN RIGHT I AM Wait..what?"
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Yeah, neither have they."
"If wishes were fishes... ...life would be pretty crappie"
"""How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?"" She said she didn't see him coming"
"I peed so hard that a little laugh came out"
"My gf is like the square root of negative one hundred She's a perfect ten but imaginary"