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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a short story about some angry fruit... Its titled ""The Wrath of Grapes."""
Next Joke
"Why was the sand wet? Because the seaweed."
"hanging out at the pet store, teaching all the birds cuss words"
"My neighbor said ""nice skirt"" so I said, ""thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."""
"What do you call Shaka Zulu with a Fire Cracker? BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!"
"I hate when I'm set on running a yellow light and the person in front of me chickens out."
"How is a librarian like a sex addict? Their favorite past time is between the covers."
"John, you should stay away from drugs - Why Mark? I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!"
"Pirate ship Why did the pirate carve a topless mermaid into the front of his ship? Yar, cause wouldn't it be loverly"
"Argon walks into a bar... bartender says, ""we don't serve your kind"". Argon doesn't react. How noble of him."