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Joke of the Day

"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."

"What's the most annoying part about waking up to find a penis drawing on your face? Figuring out how to make it stop."

"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"I like my women like how I like my coffee Ground up and put in my basement."

"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."

"In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains: ""Sorry, I haven't seen the trailer."""

"And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids."

"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."

"Why do women live longer than men? They're not married to women."