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Joke of the Day
"I think metals are my favorite type of element The other ones just seem so lackluster."
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"There are two kinds of friends: 1. Friends with benefits 2. Friends with potential."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."
"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
"Mom She gave me life She gave me love She gave me sarcasm She gave me the ability to cut brake lines so that it looks like an accident."
"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."
"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"
"Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music."
"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"
"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"