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Joke of the Day
"When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now."
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"If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!"
"Shouldn't octopus apendages be called eightacles?"
"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."
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"All of the UFO sightings were just people seeing chuck Norris fly to McDonald's."
"What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end."
"A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte"
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"Women having sex with me ...HA"