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Joke of the Day
"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"
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"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."
"What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks Funny."
"What do you call a dead IS fighter WAS fighter."
"Need an ark? i Noah guy"
"If you're keeping score in your relationship, I promise you, you're losing."
"I've been known to give sage advice from time-to-time. Though I do get funny looks for talking to herbs."
"If 2 people having sex..... If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome."
"Way back when, I thought technology would look more like flying cars and less like me yelling ""The laptop's not a touch screen,"" at my kids."
"I love the homosexual church In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit; gay men"