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Joke of the Day
"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a registered sex offender."
"Who was Noah's wife? Joan of Ark"
"What happened to the muslim critic? He blew everything out of proportion!"
"What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!"
"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""
"[as one million ants are carrying me out of my bed to toward their cavern to eat me alive] please let me feed my neopets first"
"How can you tell that your dog just gave birth? It is now a parent."
"What country has the shittiest beaches? India."
"Your clothes will never forgive you... You always hang them out to dry."