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Joke of the Day

"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse... but it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom"

"Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants? Cos Chernobyl fall out"

"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."

"The longest joke in the world No link posts, so you can read the whole thing here: http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/longest-joke-ever.html"

"A black person and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve rapists here."""

"I bought my friend an elephant for his room He said thanks I said don't mention it..."

"What do we want? A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt."

"Want to hear a clean Joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty one? Bubbles is a man"

"My first escort... was a Ford"

"we are the animals that forgot we were animals"