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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriend gone and no Internet. Just jerked off to Halo menu screen music."
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"An old man was sitting there trying to dook 1 out... His dooker was all empty, void of a duke. As he, sat there and peed, shat free, he re,alized, that he, was, ""squeezin for no reason"""
"Why Can't A Bike Stand On Its Own? It's two-tired!"
"How do you make a car top? You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!"
"My grandmother was just diagnosed with Parkinson's disease She looks pretty shaken up about it"
"""I was in a very generous mood today"" a woman says to her friend. ""I gave a poor beggar $25."" ""Thats a lot of money to give away"" says her friend. ""What did your husband say?"" ""He said 'Thank you'. """
"I met this guy named Times New Roman... But he just wasn't my type."
"I bet other balls don't like Wiffle Balls because of their holier than thou attitude."
"Why did God make four cheeks in the human body? he made an ass of the first two."
"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"