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Joke of the Day
"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."
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"What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? Homo-cide"
"""I think i'm having a heart attack. Quick! Dad, call me a doctor..."" ""You're a Doctor."""
"No one talks to you on the bus when you're shaking a box of Milk Duds that your head phones are plugged into."
"How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries."
"""LOL what if our packaging was totally easy to tear open...unless you had a cut finger?"" --Band-Aid makers, seriously, f those guys"
"What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake."
"Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me."
"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."
"Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed over by a period"