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Joke of the Day

"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."

"Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!"

"Did you hear Poland bought 5,000 septic tanks? As soon as they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Germany."

"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""

"Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am."

"I keep getting a pain when driving where the road goes under the river, but only when I have other people in the car. The doctor says it's car pool tunnel syndrome."

"What do you call a female pilot's vagina? A cock pit."

"Hoping to get ""till death do us part"" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served."

"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"

"Today I was helping a friend install his fence, but I put in one of the stakes upside down so we had to do it over. Sorry for the repost."