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Joke of the Day

"Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me."

"Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctor's fingers."

"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."

"If she owns more than 4 pairs of yoga pants, expect A LOT of text messages"

"I was going to buy some Veet wax strips, but then i realized they were a rip-off"

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!"

"I want my funeral to be sad and completely serious. Then right when my coffin starts lowering into the ground the song from Tetris plays."

"What has 3 legs and 3 eyes? Three pirates"

"Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a ""constellation prize"" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot."