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Joke of the Day
"""I think i'm having a heart attack. Quick! Dad, call me a doctor..."" ""You're a Doctor."""
Next Joke
"I think Marco Rubio has spine issues. Every time someone says Marco, someone says POLIO"
"""Pikachu, use astonish!"" *Leans into opponent's ear* ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."""
"What's a feminist's favorite subject? Trigger-nometry"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"
"She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !"
"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."
"How do you kill 20 flies at once? Slap that little Ethiopian in the face."
"What do straight horses eat? hay"
"Turn that Robert Frowney Jr upside Downey Jr."