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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake."

"StubHub should really be a place where single amputees meet."

"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari? The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog."

"An obgyn was fired from his job So decided to become a comedian, but he failed at that as well. I guess he just always screwed up the delivery..."

"My wife said she would leave me if I didn't stop using Monkee's song references. I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face..."

"What do Zero and Nil have in common? Absolutely nothing"

"Don't read part A backwards Its A trap"

"What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up? A little suspect"

"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"