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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""

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"The average life expectancy for a human being is one life."
"I don't have a lot of regrets but one time I met a girl named Stephanie & prematurely called her ""Steph."""
"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? Juan"
"Never make puns during a Scrabble match. Your opponent may not like your wordplay."
"What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed"
"How did the Mongols get to Europe? Steppe by steppe."
"I've got an Intracranial Embolism... ...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head."
"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."