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Joke of the Day

"Life is too complicated in the morning."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"

"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.. ..with animals in his heart."

"Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race..."

"A lady in front of me at Walmart today had six kids and was buying a baby gate. I wanted to tell her, ""if that's for your vagina, you're too late!"""

"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."

"What's the difference between a surgeon and God? God knows he's not a surgeon."

"Why there are so many avenues in France? Because german soldiers like to march in the shade"

"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."