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Joke of the Day
"Life is too complicated in the morning."
Next Joke
"Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian"
"I saved my girlfriends phone number as LOW BATTERY'. Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger unknowingly."
"I met a new girl in work today, and she was a vegan I've never seen herbivore"
"What do you call a lost Asian man? Disoriental"
"I named my boat ""Marriage""... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship."
"Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics? Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA."
"What's the difference between a chicken and a hen? The spelling."
"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."
"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer So I said ""On loan or permanent transfer?"""