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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a lot of regrets but one time I met a girl named Stephanie & prematurely called her ""Steph."""

"I heard the latest statistic that 1 in 3 people cheat on their significant others that means either my wife or my girlfriend is cheating on me. Hmm...."

"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"

"1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation"

"Lately I've started telling tree jokes. I think it's time to branch out."

"Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ??? Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ??..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off..."

"My computer just said hello to me. I think it's A Dell."

"Is everything expensive or I'm just poor?"

"""I want a guy who treats me right, listens to me and makes me feel good. But until then, I'll keep dating a$$holes and complaining."" Women"

"What confuses a gay person? Seven"