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Joke of the Day

"The average life expectancy for a human being is one life."

"Hey everyone, Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"

"Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, ""We've been expecting you."""

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout."

"I hate ""two-faced"" people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard"

"I created a new word today. Plagiarism."

"What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square? 36"

"I'm 100% straight So straight I don't even like touching my own dick to masturbate. My friend Dave does it for me."

"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."