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Joke of the Day
"How did the Mongols get to Europe? Steppe by steppe."
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"I only drink on special occasions... Luckily for me, I just broke my record for consecutive days alive today"
"What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common? Can't touch this!"
"When I grow up, I want to spend 1/3 of my life sleeping, 1/3 staring at a computer in a tiny cubicle and 1/3 hating myself. (realistic kid)"
"What do you call piss from the continent? Ureapean / Urinepean."
"How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd."
"Doctor then says to Pagliacci... ""New treatment. Get on stage and forget vagueness and uncertainty, or else the twelve guys I've already sent to go see you are going to fucking kill themselves."""
"Don't compare whales to feminists... It's very offensive to whales"
"What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays"
"Michael Strahan has a line of clothing at JC Penneys I think the Gap would be more appropriate."