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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? Juan"
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"What is a male widow called? single"
"I think I'm allergic to alcohol... After about 10-12 beers, I throw up. It's the damndest thing!"
"Two mormons walk into a bar..."
"How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd."
"Local singles in your area are asexually reproducing through cytokinesis. Local singles are becoming local doubles, quadruples."
"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."
"* see weird traffic pattern * turns down radio * smoothly avoids gargantuan pothole * runs over sign saying avoid gargantuan pothole"
"Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride? Him: No Me: So you're a liar? Him: Me: Him: Nice yoga pants Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!"
"Me: *sneaks out of the house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag of chips* My kids: Can we have some?"