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Joke of the Day

"I've got an Intracranial Embolism... ...at least, that's what my doctor told him when I mentioned that I had Bad Blood stuck in my head."

"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"

"Heck A place reserved for those who don't believe in Gosh."

"I'm at a bar in the United States and there's still a lot of white people who are way too confident with their dancing abilities."

"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"

"Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to ""Brandi from the club"" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM"

"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"

"How are electric outlets punished? They're grounded."