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Joke of the Day
"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."
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"What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple? Reposts"
"So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar... ...the bartender looks at them and says ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."
"What kind of tea does an anarchist drink? Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft."
"I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start."
"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."
"[if my cat tweeted] When ""over 38"" is sad and missing her boyfriend, I try and cheer her up by peeing on her shoes and puking on her phone."
"Gabe Newell! Gabe Newell lived from 1962 until Half-Life 3, confirmed!"
"But I love food, why would it want to poison me? :("