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Joke of the Day

"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"

"What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party? You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!"

"I like woman who are mentally stable and sexually unstable."

"""Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"" *throws pineapple against grocery store wall* ""Ah nuts that was a good one."""

"What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender"

"Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date? They were revolting"

"How do you kill a Grammar Nazi? mkae tehm brun tiehr eeys owt Eidt: sepleinlg croertcoin"

"The difference between being naughty and being kinky Is whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot"

"Donald Trump is not a rapist. He's an ""alternative romantic."""

"Squirrels run around like they're being chased. Nobody cares about you. You live in tree. Get a job"