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Joke of the Day
"How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks"
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"Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night? (X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark."
"I walked into my local fishmongers when i saw the manager of the store slapping his penis with a fish. I **cod** not believe it!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"
"Why did the fisherman catch the Mackerel and then let it go? Cause he's all about that Bass, bout that Bass.... No Mackerel."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad."
"Do you want to hear a really condescending joke? ... Do you even know what that means?"
"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"
"Coffee shop barista thinks I look homeless because I'm fashionable. Joke's on her. I look homeless because I'm lazy."
"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."