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Joke of the Day
"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
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"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."
"My daughter reached that age where they start asking embarrassing questions about sex The last one was ""is that all you got?"""
"What did the Italian say to his grandmother with alzheimer's? fugetaboutit!"
"I like my women like I like my cheese Aged."
"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"
"If I hack a movie in Guadeloupe... Am i a pirate of the caribbeans ?"