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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"
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"It saddens me that the closest my car will ever get to being a Transformer is when I fold in the side mirrors."
"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fall out."
"What is a Cannibal? Someone who is fed up with people."
"What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !"
"Can't Sleep Whenever my son can't sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can't hear anymore. Works every time."
"*doctor moonwalks into office* ""Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"" *Mr Johnson does the robot*"
"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
"I made this joke up in my sleep... seriously. What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills? ""Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."""
"Why is semen white and pee yellow? So you know whether he's coming or going."