131918

Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death please open this door !"

"The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped... It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch."

"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"

"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."

"I get asked why I have a scar on my ass. The coat hangar missed."

"If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny. Amirite?"

"I'm going as ""Twitter Elite"" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me."

"There's only 1 thing worse than ants in your pants.... ....and that's Uncles in your pants!"

"What do you say when comforting a grammar nazi? There, their, they're......"

"Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas? Because they weren't getting a square meal."