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Joke of the Day

"Coffee shop barista thinks I look homeless because I'm fashionable. Joke's on her. I look homeless because I'm lazy."

"What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman."

"A guys asks his grandpa how come he still calls his wife ""darling"" after being married for over 60 years. the grandpa says : shush it, I forgot her name 30 years ago."

"I'll vote for whichever presidential candidate promises to end the banter before two people announce who won an Emmy."

"So this hot girl checked me out today... The total was $7.83"

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"

"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute."

"the only one of its kind on this sub Want to hear a dirty joke? horse fell in the mud!"

"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""