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Joke of the Day

"Coffee shop barista thinks I look homeless because I'm fashionable. Joke's on her. I look homeless because I'm lazy."

"If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry clowns... ...go for the juggler."

"What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called? A hallucination."

"How do you address a monster? Very politely."

"In a perfect world I'd own a fertilizer / external hard-drive distribution company called Shits N Gigs."

"[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act Would it have been called Bushcare?"

"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"

"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"

"/r/programming joke On a scale if 0 to 1, does it hurt?"

"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A Dictator."