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Joke of the Day

"what did one orphan say to the other Robin, get in the batmobile"

"BLONDE ALE Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"[typing autopsy report after lunch] weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim"

"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"

"Yo moma so old... in her history class, they just wrote down what they was doing!"

"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"

"Little Girl: ""Mom I want to be a Redditor when i grow up"" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both"""

"What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door? A Conquistador!"

"What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!"

"I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked ""is your son sexually active?"" I replied with ""no he just lays there and cries."""