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Joke of the Day
"what did one orphan say to the other Robin, get in the batmobile"
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"What do you do if you come across a lion in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise"
"Have you ever had a close call with a shark? No, but one did ring me up long distance once"
"What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !"
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."
"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."
"chicken pot pie. my three favorite things"
"Seven days without food... Makes one weak!"
"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"