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Joke of the Day

"So an atheist pastor, vegan butcher, and the presidential candidate Donald Trump walk into a bar..."

"I like my jokes like my blues.... Cheesy"

"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"How to tell if a programmer is gay. C : ENTER : ### / Edit: Nifty Code Formatting"

"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."

"What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? Dam."

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""

"My 12 wakes up, showers, changes into another pair of PJ's and starts playing PS4. He has no idea how jealous I am."

"For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer."