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"I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion..."
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"Why did the bike fall over Because it was two tired"
"What's the capital of Greece? The G"
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
"On this pesticide spray it says, ""Keep away from children."" Fuck, they knew I was coming."
"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"
"What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !"
"What is Force equal to? Double penetration, with respect to time. (F=dp/dt) I'll see myself out"
"I couldn't remember what time the sun was set to rise this morning. But then it dawned on me."
"The sculpture of Amelia Earhart in the Burbank airport doesn't give me that warm fuzzy feeling before flying."