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Joke of the Day

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."

"Have you ever heard of the international feline butt scratching award? . I hear it's a catastrophe"

"Don't ever ask me about the time my anus prolapsed. Its a long ass story."

"If Jesus appears to you... Ask him to bevel-cut a jack rafter onto a door header. If he doesn't know what you mean, that's an imposter Jesus."

"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"

"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"

"How does Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap."

"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."

"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."