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Joke of the Day

"Please stop calling it ""Black Friday"" That's offensive. It's ""African American Day Before Saturday"""

"I wish chlamydia was as hard to get as it is to spell."

"Researchers have found a new medicine to turn lesbians straight It's called Tricoxagain."

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two...but I don't know how you're going to get them in there..."

"I found out the prostitute I picked up was a dude in drag. I decided I didn't want the trans action."

"Whenever my dachshund acts up I show him a pack of hotdogs in my fridge and he falls right back into line"

"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"

"So I'm talkin' to a giant squid monster and I sez to him ""What's kraken?"" (badum chh)"

"A fun thing to do when you're done dating someone is just disappear completely and pretend you've lost your phone and died"

"What's the easiest way to annoy an anti-vaxxer? Needle them"