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Joke of the Day
"Which came first? Chicken or the egg? I CAME FIRST! edit: CAME = CUM"
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"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it Happy Birthday man, we miss you"
"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."
"(Xpost Antijokes) Check yourself before you wreck yourself... ...with dick cancer. Happy Movember. http://us.movember.com/mens-health/"
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind, it's tearable!"
"Q: Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta"
"Superbowl Champion Minnesota Vikings"
"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."
"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."