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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's amplifier called? Mein Ampf"
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"- If you insinuate that I'm fat again, I'm leaving you! - Don't be selfish, think about the baby. - What baby? - Oh, so you're not pregnant?"
"My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car"
"Nothing brings out the kid in you like... an abortion."
"User interface? I hardly even know her!"
"All white people are part Asian... Their cock's Asian"
"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."
"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"
"What are bananas high in? Trees!"
"Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space."