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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship? So he could go to otter space."
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"there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything."
"What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan"
"Why did the boat know it had a leak? That sinking feeling..."
"Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ? It's because there are more geese on that side."
"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."
"There's no easy way to say this..... She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure."
"What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast..."
"Sex is like Math. Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply!"
"That beard may hide a couple of your chins but it won't make you pretty, ma'am."