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Joke of the Day
"Why did lebron change his name to ebron Because the cavaliers toke the L"
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"Remember... You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose."
"If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money... ...then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill."
"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"
"If I was a doctor, every now and again I'd eat a giant burrito then give myself a sonogram."
"When I'm on phone with tech support or costumer service, I say the whitest shit. ""Sure thing"" - ""You bet"" - ""Correct"" - ""Tell me about it"""
"Life milestone: when your iPhone stops autocorrecting ""fuck"" to ""duck."""
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."
"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."
"Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark"